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Jul 23
thefrogman:

The easy joke: This woman seems to have developed crabs.
The bad joke: Hey lady, where’d you get that hat? Crab Hats R Us?
The hard joke: In the pre-taser era, females would wear special defensive hats to protect themselves from ne’er-do-wells. They originally wore tigers on their heads, but this proved problematic as the tigers would randomly maul gay magicians.

thefrogman:

The easy joke: This woman seems to have developed crabs.

The bad joke: Hey lady, where’d you get that hat? Crab Hats R Us?

The hard joke: In the pre-taser era, females would wear special defensive hats to protect themselves from ne’er-do-wells. They originally wore tigers on their heads, but this proved problematic as the tigers would randomly maul gay magicians.

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    She had head crabs before Half Life
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  13. inspectra said: The best joke: Something about Half-Life 2’s headcrabs.
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  17. x-beni-o2-x said: And my grandparents had invested so much in those tigers too. :(
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